Random Things
Smoked weed and played Xbox soccer
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I have been sexually assaulted by a nun.
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People take lovers all of the time....honey...its my turn!
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I have built up an immunity to Jagermeister.
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I thanked God A-Rod struck out.
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Created a spreadsheet containing all the guns of a game called AVA, including self-made ratings. Wrote code for 2 programs in C. Tried to figure out what to do with my time...
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Got high in the garage while having sex with my friends....
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Smoked pot when i was six....
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Performed a BJ in my backyard during the day with one of my married friends.
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I had teenage girls rubbing up against me in line at a haunted house tonight. I'm a 40 year old man.
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