Good Things
I had teenage girls rubbing up against me in line at a haunted house tonight. I'm a 40 year old man.
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developed a revolutionary method for bagging fallen leaves
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took at least two at-work doo-doos
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Kissed my friend's husband in another movie theatre, the hallway, and the bathroom before returning to our own spouses. Hot!
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I once convinced a cop to give me a ride to the gas station, buy me two
gallons of gas, and bring me back to my car.
gallons of gas, and bring me back to my car.
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I fell into the ocean on a booze cruise a few years ago. They had to turn the whole boat around to come and get me. Everyone was watching and laughing.
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Told my GF to either stop flipping out about every little thing or say byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to me
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I have cut off a hippie wearing headphones in a Prius...
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I talked to Tiger Woods about golf on an airplane.
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I totaled my car and walked away without a scratch.
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