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about 200+ prostitutes
submitted by NO STDs | filed under Scandalous | good thing 3 / bad thing 19 / me too 1 / wtf 0 | 0 comments | tweet this thing

I built this site.
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submitted by THUNDERPANTS | filed under Drunk | good thing 2 / bad thing 9 / me too 0 / wtf 0 | -1 comments | tweet this thing

f*cked twelve virgins against their will
submitted by God | filed under Cool | good thing 3 / bad thing 9 / me too 1 / wtf 2 | 0 comments | tweet this thing

trapped and drown twelve squirrels in my yard this week
submitted by kodijack | filed under Cool | good thing 2 / bad thing 8 / me too 4 / wtf 12 | 1 comments | tweet this thing

asked my patients out on dates
submitted by mhk | filed under Cool | good thing 1 / bad thing 6 / me too 0 / wtf 5 | 0 comments | tweet this thing

Kissed my friend's husband in another movie theatre, the hallway, and the bathroom before returning to our own spouses. Hot!
submitted by anonymous | filed under Cool | good thing 6 / bad thing 6 / me too 0 / wtf 3 | 0 comments | tweet this thing

I wish I could say I have drank 40s at the Vatican, but they broke in my bag on the way over.
submitted by anonymous | filed under Dumb | good thing 1 / bad thing 5 / me too 1 / wtf 0 | 0 comments | tweet this thing

I have slept in a booth at a Burger King in the Oslo airport.
submitted by anonymous | filed under Misc | good thing 1 / bad thing 4 / me too 0 / wtf 0 | 2 comments | tweet this thing

I fell into the ocean on a booze cruise a few years ago. They had to turn the whole boat around to come and get me. Everyone was watching and laughing.
submitted by balzac | filed under Drunk | good thing 5 / bad thing 4 / me too 0 / wtf 0 | 0 comments | tweet this thing

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