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People take lovers all of the time....honey...its my turn!
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I gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegience...no big deal.
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Think about getting "happy endings" all the time because I told my wife I would never put my dick IN another woman!
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masturbated on my bosses keyboard
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I wasted time reading this crap
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f*cked twelve virgins against their will
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put my thing on this thing
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I have cut off a hippie wearing headphones in a Prius...
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I've being staring at the oil "leak" live feed. Depressed
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Smoked weed and played Xbox soccer
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